Όλα όσα θέλετε να ξέρετε για τον Τσακ Νόρις!

Ένα μικρό δείγμα...

Ο Τσακ Νόρις δεν φοράει ρολόι, γιατί ΑΥΤΟΣ αποφασίζει τι ώρα είναι.

Ο Τσακ Νόρις μπορεί να διαιρέσει με το 0.

Ο Τσακ Νόρις εφηύρε το Internet ώστε να έχει ένα μέρος να αποθηκεύει τις τσόντες του.

Ο Θεός μπορούσε να δημιουργήσει τον κόσμο σε επτά ημέρες. Ο Τσακ του έδωσε έξι.

Ο Τσακ Νόρις έχει πάει στον Άρη. Γι’ αυτό δεν υπάρχει ζωή εκεί.

Δεν υπάρχουν ιπτάμενοι δίσκοι. Ο Τσακ Νόρις κάνει δισκοβολία.

O Τσακ Νόρις μόλις γεννήθηκε πήδηξε την πρώτη νοσοκόμα που είδε. Ήταν ο πρώτος της... ήταν η τρίτη του.

Ο Τσακ Νόρις πήγε στο Burger King και ζήτησε ένα Big Mac. Του το έφεραν..

για περισσότερα κάντε κλικ στον τίτλο!

Posted by Erwtas Stomaxhs 5:14 μ.μ.

24 Comments:

  1. kafouroutsos said...
    alogo
    OtiousSlim said...
    Katse na koliso protos post bas kai augatisoume.
    OtiousSlim said...
    me prolave o malakas.
    kafouroutsos said...
    xaxa. gamao pali
    o erwtas pernaei ap' to stomaxi said...
    προσέξτε μη μας γαμήσει ο Τσακ πάλι! Γιατί γαμάει και τα σχόλια αν θέλει. Είναι πανίσχυρος!
    OtiousSlim said...
    O Astrapogiannos nomizei oti to Tsak vgainei apo to Tsakmakis.
    Eihe malista tin idea na onomastei o Tsaka andi gia Tsak,Makis.
    Makis Noris kietsi gamao.
    kafouroutsos said...
    Emena mou eipe alla. Vgainei leei apo to tsakno, to ksilo pou anavoume to tzaki. Den anave pote tzaki giati nomize oti etsi kanei agona enantia ston chuck (chuck no)
    OtiousSlim said...
    Malista sighise to Tsakmakis me ton Kagmaki pou poulaei ta mousika organa stin Athina kai nomize oti itane prota ksaderfia kai pige na tou poulisei mouri.
    Bainei mesa sto magazi kai tou leei
    Astrapogiannos-heraitismata apo ton Maki
    Kagmakis-Poion Maki
    Astr/giannos-Ton Noris ton ksaderfo sou.
    Etsi egine kai irthe to asthenoforo na ton klisei mesa sto treladiko ala katefthase o Spiros me tin tigri kai h tigris tous katakreourgise olous.
    Meta o Spiros peire oles tis kithares kai ti tigri kai pigane piso sto Seirio.
    kafouroutsos said...
    Ego alla ematha(idio skiniko mesa sto magazi):
    Mpainei o zefs ksafnika
    Zefs: Tha gamiso;
    Moschas: Imouna prothipourgos palia stin ellada
    Zefs: Ti einai touto more gamo tin panagia mou;
    MOschas: Eisai hazos;
    Magazatoras: Spirako piase to entomoktono
    Entomoktono: Den eimai entomoktono
    Eimai: Eimai rima
    Rima: tis manas sas
    Mana: Spiti grigora prin sas dei o pateras sas
    Spiti: Katedafizetai mou pan to theretro mou
    Zefs: Feugo erhontai kati sinefa me poutses
    OtiousSlim said...
    feugo eho prova hta sinehiso ti malakia meta ta mesanihta
    *tsiormanos* said...
    o chuck noris otan paei stin paralia de foraei gyalia hliou. foraei o hlios gyalia chuck noris. meta erxontai ta synnefa tou kafou...
    OtiousSlim said...
    i psoli taksideue me to pita souvlaki apola kai skizane ta sinefa me kateuthinsi Ostria otan eirthe o Zeus kai tous petakse to pilino sto sverko.Fisika gia ola itane ipaitios o kirios Bronks pou pige na haidepsei tin arkouda dipla apo to domatio me tin piritida.
    Telika epese ntalika pano solo to planiti kai pethanane oli apo Hliotherapia.
    To pano solo sto planiti omos den eitane kalo kai o maestros ton apelise apo tin orhistra opote arhisane enas enas na pernoun tarhdidia tou.Epeidi omos autoi itane pano apo dio eprepe na ta moirasoune.Opote afou tou ta peirane arhisane ta na ta kovoune fetes varelisies.
    Autia
    kafouroutsos said...
    @tsiormanos Marese auto me ta sinnefa kafou. O kairos tha einai aithrios me liga sinnefa kafou kata periohes.xaxa
    OtiousSlim said...
    pos leme fiasei psolia,kati tetoio
    OtiousSlim said...
    fiasei=fisaei
    Chuck Norris "The Disastrous Twisted Kick Inventor & Master" said...
    I'm Chuck and I wanna beat everyone on this fucking planet...and mostly you "stomach love", when you come to Salonica I'm gonna smash your bike with a twisted kick and I will force you to swallow all these disgusting Japanese foods....

    P.S.(pricks): I write no comments,I just think them and they are instantly written by themselves....
    nahames nakanamoko said...
    Fuck you Chuck I'm gonna kill you if you hurt my friend Stomach....
    Chuck Norris "The Disastrous Twisted Kick Inventor & Master" said...
    Nahames you are a dead man walking motherfucker
    o erwtas pernaei ap' to stomaxi said...
    χαχαχαχαχα ρε τον μαλάκα!!!
    Πίνω τον φραπέ στην υγειά σου Nahames.
    Πιστεύω ότι θα ξέρεις πόσο σπάνιος και σημαντικός είναι ο φραπές εδώ πάνω ε;
    Bruce lee "Fuck of chuck norris, I'll fuck your jesus upside down" said...
    Dear Chuck,
    My name is Bruce Lee and at the moment I think I'm fucking you (That's what they've told me. If you think that's not the case, fuck you. Otherwise, tis manas sou)
    I remember the days where lightings used to be like perpetual bicycles drilling your ass with their long radials. These were the times. I know I've left the issue of your cottage in Kozani unresolved, but I must assure that this is not my fault. The humidity levels in this place are so high that it is almost impossible to not shit and dance at the same time (or simultaneously if you prefer). Summarizing somehow, I declare that I'm fucking your christ and your virgin Mary (in the order mentioned, i.e they form an ordered set), and also tis manas sou ksana
    Kind regards,
    Bruce
    Chuck Norris "The Disastrous Twisted Kick Inventor & Master" said...
    Bruce....
    as you will know from Jean Claude Van Dame
    you're gonna fart my three!

    First you're gonna fart my left
    Then my middle one and finally my right...

    And when you're done,for once more I'll create a cyclon,spining my body aroung with 10000rpm and smash your rediculous yellow Asian face with my foot!


    Disasters caused by my cyclon:

    The roofs will fly to infinite,the walls will fall and after your burial in the deepest center of earth your mom will come and blow me again like she only knows how!
    OtiousSlim said...
    Re malakes sto No52 kati leei gia ton Spiro.
    Tespa thathela na po mia paroimia gia tous paratolmous kai adaeis pou sigkrinane ton Spiro mauti tin Amerikana balarina me genia.
    H mounotripa kai ta kalathia einai pende eksi kai efta.

    P.S.Parakalatai na min pesei i orgi tou Spirou pano mas.
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